Divine Bartender: The Universe’s Mixologist
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A.K.A. Temperance, but make it mystical with a side of sass.
Ah, Temperance. The card that basically tells you to chill the hell out and stop going from one extreme to another like you’re on a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addicted toddler. Here we have Celestial Zen Barbie, gracefully mixing cosmic margaritas under the divine spotlight while standing in the middle of a cosmic desert like some kind of mystical influencer.
That water? Yeah, she’s not even looking at it. Because Temperance is all about balance, trust, and knowing when to let the universe do its thing instead of micromanaging your destiny like a control freak. If this card were a person, it would be the friend who tells you to stop drunk-texting your ex and drink some damn water before making life decisions.
Owning this piece? A constant reminder that moderation is sexy, inner peace is the flex, and the universe has been waiting for you to stop being so extra.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Ah, Temperance. The card that basically tells you to chill the hell out and stop going from one extreme to another like you’re on a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addicted toddler. Here we have Celestial Zen Barbie, gracefully mixing cosmic margaritas under the divine spotlight while standing in the middle of a cosmic desert like some kind of mystical influencer.
That water? Yeah, she’s not even looking at it. Because Temperance is all about balance, trust, and knowing when to let the universe do its thing instead of micromanaging your destiny like a control freak. If this card were a person, it would be the friend who tells you to stop drunk-texting your ex and drink some damn water before making life decisions.
Owning this piece? A constant reminder that moderation is sexy, inner peace is the flex, and the universe has been waiting for you to stop being so extra.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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A.K.A. Temperance, but make it mystical with a side of sass.
Ah, Temperance. The card that basically tells you to chill the hell out and stop going from one extreme to another like you’re on a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addicted toddler. Here we have Celestial Zen Barbie, gracefully mixing cosmic margaritas under the divine spotlight while standing in the middle of a cosmic desert like some kind of mystical influencer.
That water? Yeah, she’s not even looking at it. Because Temperance is all about balance, trust, and knowing when to let the universe do its thing instead of micromanaging your destiny like a control freak. If this card were a person, it would be the friend who tells you to stop drunk-texting your ex and drink some damn water before making life decisions.
Owning this piece? A constant reminder that moderation is sexy, inner peace is the flex, and the universe has been waiting for you to stop being so extra.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Ah, Temperance. The card that basically tells you to chill the hell out and stop going from one extreme to another like you’re on a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addicted toddler. Here we have Celestial Zen Barbie, gracefully mixing cosmic margaritas under the divine spotlight while standing in the middle of a cosmic desert like some kind of mystical influencer.
That water? Yeah, she’s not even looking at it. Because Temperance is all about balance, trust, and knowing when to let the universe do its thing instead of micromanaging your destiny like a control freak. If this card were a person, it would be the friend who tells you to stop drunk-texting your ex and drink some damn water before making life decisions.
Owning this piece? A constant reminder that moderation is sexy, inner peace is the flex, and the universe has been waiting for you to stop being so extra.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
A.K.A. Temperance, but make it mystical with a side of sass.
Ah, Temperance. The card that basically tells you to chill the hell out and stop going from one extreme to another like you’re on a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addicted toddler. Here we have Celestial Zen Barbie, gracefully mixing cosmic margaritas under the divine spotlight while standing in the middle of a cosmic desert like some kind of mystical influencer.
That water? Yeah, she’s not even looking at it. Because Temperance is all about balance, trust, and knowing when to let the universe do its thing instead of micromanaging your destiny like a control freak. If this card were a person, it would be the friend who tells you to stop drunk-texting your ex and drink some damn water before making life decisions.
Owning this piece? A constant reminder that moderation is sexy, inner peace is the flex, and the universe has been waiting for you to stop being so extra.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Ah, Temperance. The card that basically tells you to chill the hell out and stop going from one extreme to another like you’re on a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addicted toddler. Here we have Celestial Zen Barbie, gracefully mixing cosmic margaritas under the divine spotlight while standing in the middle of a cosmic desert like some kind of mystical influencer.
That water? Yeah, she’s not even looking at it. Because Temperance is all about balance, trust, and knowing when to let the universe do its thing instead of micromanaging your destiny like a control freak. If this card were a person, it would be the friend who tells you to stop drunk-texting your ex and drink some damn water before making life decisions.
Owning this piece? A constant reminder that moderation is sexy, inner peace is the flex, and the universe has been waiting for you to stop being so extra.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
