Divine Bartender: The Universe’s Mixologist
“Spiritually Incorrect” - A Collection of Cosmic Roasts & Mystical Rants
(Because the Universe has jokes, and so do we.)
Welcome to Spiritually Incorrect, a tarot-inspired art collection that takes the mystical, the divine, and the esoteric… and sprinkles in just the right amount of irreverence. These aren't just pretty images, they’re sassy cosmic interventions, delivering ancient wisdom with a side of sarcasm. Think of them as tarot cards that went through a spiritual awakening and a midlife crisis at the same time.
Each piece is a limited-edition print, infused with symbolic depth, existential humor, and just enough mysticism to make your third eye do a double take. Hang one up, stare at it, and let it whisper (or scream) the hard truths you need to hear.
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Piece #1 – “Divine Bartender: The Universe’s Mixologist”
(A.K.A. Temperance, but make it mystical with a side of sass.)
Ah, Temperance. The card that basically tells you to chill the hell out and stop going from one extreme to another like you’re on a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addicted toddler. Here we have Celestial Zen Barbie, gracefully mixing cosmic margaritas under the divine spotlight while standing in the middle of a cosmic desert like some kind of mystical influencer.
That water? Yeah, she’s not even looking at it. Because Temperance is all about balance, trust, and knowing when to let the universe do its thing instead of micromanaging your destiny like a control freak. If this card were a person, it would be the friend who tells you to stop drunk-texting your ex and drink some damn water before making life decisions.
Owning this piece? A constant reminder that moderation is sexy, inner peace is the flex, and the universe has been waiting for you to stop being so extra.
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.: Made with museum-grade archival paper (175gsm) for excellent printing fidelity and vibrant color reproduction.
.: For indoor use only
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: NB! Due to the production process of these posters, please allow for slight size deviations with a tolerance +/- 1/16"
“Spiritually Incorrect” - A Collection of Cosmic Roasts & Mystical Rants
(Because the Universe has jokes, and so do we.)
Welcome to Spiritually Incorrect, a tarot-inspired art collection that takes the mystical, the divine, and the esoteric… and sprinkles in just the right amount of irreverence. These aren't just pretty images, they’re sassy cosmic interventions, delivering ancient wisdom with a side of sarcasm. Think of them as tarot cards that went through a spiritual awakening and a midlife crisis at the same time.
Each piece is a limited-edition print, infused with symbolic depth, existential humor, and just enough mysticism to make your third eye do a double take. Hang one up, stare at it, and let it whisper (or scream) the hard truths you need to hear.
__________________________________________________________
Piece #1 – “Divine Bartender: The Universe’s Mixologist”
(A.K.A. Temperance, but make it mystical with a side of sass.)
Ah, Temperance. The card that basically tells you to chill the hell out and stop going from one extreme to another like you’re on a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addicted toddler. Here we have Celestial Zen Barbie, gracefully mixing cosmic margaritas under the divine spotlight while standing in the middle of a cosmic desert like some kind of mystical influencer.
That water? Yeah, she’s not even looking at it. Because Temperance is all about balance, trust, and knowing when to let the universe do its thing instead of micromanaging your destiny like a control freak. If this card were a person, it would be the friend who tells you to stop drunk-texting your ex and drink some damn water before making life decisions.
Owning this piece? A constant reminder that moderation is sexy, inner peace is the flex, and the universe has been waiting for you to stop being so extra.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
.: Made with museum-grade archival paper (175gsm) for excellent printing fidelity and vibrant color reproduction.
.: For indoor use only
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: NB! Due to the production process of these posters, please allow for slight size deviations with a tolerance +/- 1/16"
“Spiritually Incorrect” - A Collection of Cosmic Roasts & Mystical Rants
(Because the Universe has jokes, and so do we.)
Welcome to Spiritually Incorrect, a tarot-inspired art collection that takes the mystical, the divine, and the esoteric… and sprinkles in just the right amount of irreverence. These aren't just pretty images, they’re sassy cosmic interventions, delivering ancient wisdom with a side of sarcasm. Think of them as tarot cards that went through a spiritual awakening and a midlife crisis at the same time.
Each piece is a limited-edition print, infused with symbolic depth, existential humor, and just enough mysticism to make your third eye do a double take. Hang one up, stare at it, and let it whisper (or scream) the hard truths you need to hear.
__________________________________________________________
Piece #1 – “Divine Bartender: The Universe’s Mixologist”
(A.K.A. Temperance, but make it mystical with a side of sass.)
Ah, Temperance. The card that basically tells you to chill the hell out and stop going from one extreme to another like you’re on a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-addicted toddler. Here we have Celestial Zen Barbie, gracefully mixing cosmic margaritas under the divine spotlight while standing in the middle of a cosmic desert like some kind of mystical influencer.
That water? Yeah, she’s not even looking at it. Because Temperance is all about balance, trust, and knowing when to let the universe do its thing instead of micromanaging your destiny like a control freak. If this card were a person, it would be the friend who tells you to stop drunk-texting your ex and drink some damn water before making life decisions.
Owning this piece? A constant reminder that moderation is sexy, inner peace is the flex, and the universe has been waiting for you to stop being so extra.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
.: Made with museum-grade archival paper (175gsm) for excellent printing fidelity and vibrant color reproduction.
.: For indoor use only
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: NB! Due to the production process of these posters, please allow for slight size deviations with a tolerance +/- 1/16"
